We've all been there. You're 6 deep in a line of drunk girls who can't seem to figure out how to operate a keg and as you watch them fumble with it, either pumping in more foam than the North Shore or so little pressure that one little red plastic cup takes 30 minutes to fill, you can feel your Natty Ice buzz wearing off with every passing second. Well, let's all fall to our knees and praise Allah for this bad boy here. Another one of those "Why the hell didn't I think of that!?!" products like the lawn dart or the morning after pill. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you The Uber Tap. Not only does this sumbitch have THREE tappers, but the pump is foot operated for even quicker tappage. But I only have 4 words for you...

Three Person Keg Stands.

[Gizmodo]