Harrison Ford Is A Sorry Drunk
Now, you all know I was in Chicago for the past week, so no, I did not watch the Golden Globes. I did, however, Tivo them whilst I was there and go back and find the good parts after reading Defamer's wrap up and hands down the best part of the whole shibang was Harrison Ford's drunken presentation. He comes out with Virginia Madsen drink in hand, clumsily hidden behind his back and struggles to read the teleprompter, slurs through a few names and then in an inspired jesture of drunken "Do you fucking know who I am? Hold this, Toots," he hands her his drink while he attempts to outsmart the envelope. Brilliant. If there is anyone out there who can upload the video of this, please do so. I need it. Unfortunately, (or fortunately depending on how you look at it), my Tivo here is Globeless.
Also: It had to have been a gin drink. Only gin goes straight to your cerebral cortex like that. I would know.
-Lou
[Defamer]











