I honestly don't have time to watch the show what with all my ridiculous alcoholistic nighttime duties, but I hear it's pretty good. And just like my great grandpappy said, "If you can't drink while watching people fashion design, well then you're probably a Communist." So, even though I'm unfamiliar with these things, maybe one of you out there can make use of this game by SheSaidWhat?:

-One for Time Gunn saying either "make it work" or "carry on."

-One for a product placement references.
Example, "send your models to the Tresemee hair salor and use the Macy's accessory wall."

-One for everytime someone says "bitch."

-Two for eveytime a designer is cursing at a sewing machine.

-One for everytime a designer leaves for a smoke break.

And Best Week Ever added these:

-One for everytime a hem is too short.

-One for everytime the models react to their outfit with a pained, starved look.

-Two for everytime Vincent says something worthy of a padded cell.

-Finish your drink if a certain someone is caught cheating and thrown off the show.

-Sigh loudly everytime Tim Gunn does something adorable. (Not technically drinking, but oxygen releases endorphins in the brain, right?)

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Now, we here at SIGD would never endorse a show as depraving and amoral as American Idol with all of its scantily clad slut whole teenage girls and closeted homosexual sinner boys, but we do have a saying around here.. "If your going to watch American Idol, you should drink while you're doing it." And you can replace "watch American Idol" with "mow the lawn" or "visit your grandparents" or "go to work." You get the idea. So with that, I give you The American Idol Drinking Game:

DRINK:

If a male contestant is wearing makeup.

If Paula says that a contestant is NOT amazing.

If a female contestant cries.

A shot if a contestant begins to cry hysterically and says anything along the lines of: "This is bullshit! I can't believe they rejected me. They don't know what talent is! Simon is a fucking asshole!!! I am going to be a star, I don't even care. Waaaa! Waaaa!"

If a contestant is wearing a belly shirt and should not be wearing a belly shirt.

If a contestant raps.

If a contestant is reading lyrics off his/her hand.

If Ryan Seacrest is wearing a shirt in boy's size small.

Ten shots if Ryan Seacrest doesn't look gay.

If Randy says "dog."

If someone says Simon is a(n): asshole, dick, loser, jerk, or is rude.

A shot if they call him a "wanker."

If a hot chick is eliminated just because she can't sing. Shallow.

Keep Drinking »

Posted at 03:10 PM | Permalink

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Since LOST returns tonight after its 3 week hiatus and yours truly is a Lostie.. usually a drunk one, but one nonetheless.. I thought I would pass on something I found a few weeks ago written by some girls over at Perez Hilton. Enjoy...

The Lost Drinking Game

-Anytime all the numbers (4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42) are mentioned, either in a row or in combination, take a shot

- Whenever Locke makes a speech about destiny, fate or faith, take a shot

- Whenever Scott or Steve are referenced or mixed up, shot

- Anytime there is a Polar bear reference or it appears, shot

- Whenever Jack cries, take two shots, youre guaranteed to be drunk by the end of the night

- Whenever one character appears in another characters flashback, shot

- Whenever the "Others" are mentioned or referenced, shot

- Anytime Charlie mentions Driveshaft and no one cares, take a shot

- Anytime the "hatch" is mentioned, shot

- Whenever Hurley mentions he is bad luck or the numbers are bad luck, shot

- Whenever Sawyer calls Kate "freckles", shot

- Anytime someone pulls out a gun, shot

- When Sayid makes or fixes a gadget, like making a radio out of a coconut, shot

- Whenever Shannon is tanning, take a shot

- Anytime the "monster" appears, is mentioned or heard, shot

- Whenever Sayid is wearing an undershirt or Sawyer is topless, take a shot and lick the tv screen

- Whenever we hear whispering in the jungle, shot

- When Sawyer gives someone a new nickname, shot

- Whenever Hurley says "dude", shot

- Finally, whenever something is left unexplained finish off the bottle, and throw it at the tv exclaiming, "I hate TV!"

Posted at 07:13 PM | Permalink

Being that it is her big birthday it's all things Tara today, (as it should be everyday), I give you all The Tara Reid Drinking Game... Brought to you by those geniuses over at Liquid Generation. Enjoy...

Posted at 12:56 PM | Permalink

Humpday (heehee) is upon us again and you know what that means. Actually, I don't know exactly what it means, but how about another drunken flash game to occupy you for the afternoon?

This one is actually a contest from some English drink called J2O, but since I live in America and am completely fucking ignorant of other cultures, I've never heard of it before. It looks like 7Up or some shit to me. Whatever. The game is all about getting drunk and pissing, two things I excel in. Enjoy.
-Cheers, Lou.

Click here for the game...

Posted at 12:53 PM | Permalink

Another bloody Wednesday, another bloody link to get you through the next 5-10 minutes of your boring ass day until us drunks here can think of something funny to write about.

So, I give you "Mind Me Bloody Beer". A flash game in which you once again try to prevent the spillage of a beer, except this time you're not even walking down the street like the other two games, you're just trying to keep the glass level. This is where I usually have problems in real life. I can fall on my ass and not spill a drop, but sit me down on a barstool and your shoes will be soaked in no time.

Snagged from Best Week Ever Blog.

Posted at 12:01 PM | Permalink | Comments (3)

Some of you that have been around the site may remember the original Drunk Walking link. This is basically the same thing except it's with everybody's favorite recovering alcoholic, The President.

This one's a little harder because the screen is smaller, but I did manage to squeek out 56 meters.

Click here for the link...

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