Thursday June 02, 2005
Drunk Quote Of The Day
From Bill Simmons' OC wrap up over at ESPN Page 2:
"By the way, just once I want to watch a show where somebody has a parent who drinks too much, only it doesn't affect the people around them and actually makes them more fun to be around. I know people like this. You know people like this. Why aren't they on TV?"
Read the rest of his write up here.
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Tuesday April 19, 2005
Just A Quick Quote To Start Your Day...
"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."
--Jack Handey
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Friday April 08, 2005
Sorry Drunks At The Track
Lou here... It's almost 4 o'clock and that means that Happy Hour is minutes away. This concludes our broadcast day. All of the Sorry Drunks will be at Santa Anita this weekend at the KROQ Microbrew Fest - Drunk on strange tasting local brews and throwing ridiculous amounts of money away on long shot horses because their names are funny. I'll try to get an adequate buzz on and provide a decent story and some pics for ya'll next week. And since it is a beer festival, how about a few choice Beer Quotes.
These from Dave Barry:
"I've never been into wine. I'm a beer man. What I like about beer is you basically just drink it and order more. You don't sniff at it, or hold it up to the light and slosh it around, or drone on and on about it, the way people do with wine. Your beer drinker tend to be a straightforward, decent, friendly, down-to-earth person, whereas your serious wine fancier tends to be an insufferable snot."
"I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working."
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
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Tuesday April 05, 2005
A Few Quotes...
From Ernest Hemingway:
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. "
"This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste."
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Tuesday March 29, 2005
Just A Few Quotes...
These from Oscar Wilde:
"I have made an important discovery... that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication."
"Work is the curse of the drinking class."
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Thursday March 10, 2005
A Few Quotes...
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
--Hunter S Thompson.
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver."
--Jack Handey
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
--Dave Barry
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